darklordvunit (darklordvunit) wrote in hogwarts_pimps,
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Annoying Neighbors

OK, so there is this wizard that has purchased some property that backs up to the "OMG TEH EBIL CLUBHOUZZ". Its all dark and smokey and full of volcano's, which is cool, but the smoke irrates my already sensative skin.

Anyways, Its was a pretty normal day when Nagini starts making figure eights on the floor. That usually means someons is coming. Then this giant BOOM-BOOM-BOOM on the door. None of my Voldie sense was tingling, so I answered the door and there is this HUGE FREAKING FIERY EYE and he's all like " HEY, HOWS IT GOING NEIGHBOR". I'm all like WTF but I grimmaced and said "Hey, hows it going. Your the new guy right?"

Then he's "YEAH, I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE. LISTEN I HATE TO ASK YOU A FAVOR ON OUR FIRST MEETING, BUT MY UNDERLING, HIS NAME IS WITCHKING, IS WANTING TO TRAIN HIS DRAGONS (he called them Nagzul or something like that) AND WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS OK WITH YOU IF WE DID FLY OVERS."

I'm all like who gives a crap but I said "Uh, ok, sure". Then he said "THANKS NEIGHBOR, HOPE WE CAN CHAT MORE BUT I'VE GOT SOME MIGETS ALL UP ON MY PEAKS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING (he thought this was really funny and burned even more brightly). ANYWAYS, I GOTTA RUN BUT IT WAS NICE CHATTING AND I'LL HAVE YOU UP SOMETIME FOR TEA." Then he flies off.

Great. He'll be over here all the time now wanting to borrow my hedge clippers.


edit-CRAP THERE IS GIANT DRAGON TURDS IN MY TREES, WTFOMGBBQ!!! RAGE!!! DAMN YOU SARON, YOU ASSHOLE!!
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