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I ain't dead yet... [28 Nov 2005|06:01pm]

[ mood | I'm a Big Hippy!!! Woooo!!! ]

I just got freaking resurected, sheesh.

But seriously, did you guys like that whole "dance like a hippie in the graveyard" thing?

LMAO! Where is the pacholi!!

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And he kept saying Do mine... Do it now. [21 Nov 2005|11:04pm]

[ mood | calm ]

Ok, we are dead but I did hear that it will be revived again next summer.

Yay for summer holidays where you get to do something for nothing.

Work is cool. Ive been promoted to two stages above my junior postition, which is cool i suppose. Everythings been good in terms of everyone being alive and well. Bill is all semi-werewolf so thats why I see him and Remus together a lot.

Fleur and Molly are getting on pretty good I have to admit.

Ronald, Hermy and Harry have all buggered off to find out more on Voldy. They are all safe but I am incredibly bored here. I just want to kill some baddies and eat chocolate all day but then theres not rest for an Auror now is there?

My hair is thankfully more alive and not all brown anymore. Its blue and pink at the moment.

Snape is a bitch so you know. Thats life.

I went to see this film the other day, you know the Bridget Jones and the Diary of Cups. It was a tad bit disappointing but oh well. Onwards to the fifth one.

Im off now to do something constructive... maybe chop off my arm, suck some blood from young Harry and make myself my very own Evil Master. Who was once quite sexy.


:S Confused :S [06 Nov 2005|01:28pm]

[ mood | confused ]

Its been a while since I last posted. Why are the children of Hodwarts watching South Park? Its old and they are watching it on MTV. Damn them! They are too young and they are watching it on MTV >='(
If I had a £100 for every person who watches it on MTV I would me filthy rich :o
Im confused, why are they watching it on MTV?

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Bored... [08 Oct 2005|06:29pm]

[ mood | bored ]

I am bored, Its been bloddy 3day since I saw SinCity a muggle movie. i have to say that Mike Miller Bastard has made a masterpeice. Ever scince then I have been bored. Filch is starting to bore me :(
I might have to put her for adoptio-

*Slap myself* Pull your self together that will never happen!...


MOD post [24 Sep 2005|01:17am]

[ mood | sleepy ]

Hey, guys. I think I better apologise for the lack of interest for the community, right? I've been busy with school work, and such, and George and Fred ruined the computer, which meant that I couldn't really use it, much.

Anyway. Moving on to the point. I need somebody who would be another MOD for hogwarts_pimps. Somebody who has enough time to make sure that everyone is posting and that everything is in order. I need a help in hand, since my time might be limited on the Internet.

I need someone who often comes online and would be bothered to help out and make sure that this place is up and running. If anyone does decide to BE AS GODLY AS I AM, then I'll e-mail you with information and tell you what you need to know.

Any takers?


[22 Sep 2005|10:21pm]

aaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhh i hope im still a part of this...and not kicked off....im assuming i still am....since....im...welll...still on the list of thingies....hhhmm...yeh..so.....sup....?
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EXCITMENT!! [17 Sep 2005|12:22pm]

[ mood | working ]

I should be in movies!

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techno techno techno [08 Sep 2005|11:02am]

[ mood | indifferent ]

so i started my seventh year (again) today. and omgoshhh you will never believe who my form tutor is...

Professor Flitfuck!

talk about going from one extreme to another...

Professor Barrbottom - "ahhh do whatever you want"
Professor Flitfuck - "you lot better be here everyday on time!" + "i used to go to the cinema, theatre, bars and clubs"

okay, i admit i may of been slighty obsessed with Flitfuck... BEFORE but i am so not happy about this. i got him for Muggle Studies too! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELP!

anywhoo... what are you guys up to now? RON! i know i was living with you and stuff but i didnt care enough to ask before. ok that's a lie. i was just too busy following Ginny around.

there are loads of clowns, everywhere! especially to the left of me. stupid jokers to the right. and here i am stuck in the middle with you and you stink.

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YAWN [04 Sep 2005|03:54pm]

[ mood | sleepy ]

Man am I sleepy.
Its raining here and the pitter-patter of drops is making my eyes heavy.

However, I can't take a nap, no matter how much I want to.
I'm mean and oppressive, even to myself.

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When you gonna make up your mind? [31 Aug 2005|05:31pm]

[ mood | scared ]

*pokes community*

We are dead arent we?

Well my life has been... somewhat fun! ¬_¬

No nothing really to report. Ginny and Harry are spending a lot of time together and I think Harry is actually as happy as Ginny appears to be about this situation. *shrugs*

I dont really care anymore.. it just got the point of being annoying just like Ronald and Hermoine. Why cant they just get it together already? Jeeeeeeeeeeeez, its just boring now. *sighs*

If only i wasnt working then... Stupid Ministry Stupid.

Anyway, muggle stuff. Mcfly; their album and I want it. I saw the CD today at Tesco today whilst I was getting some milk. that i did do alongside dropping the milk bottles and then slipping on them to then have a soggy milk bottom and a handful of evil looks from those muggles ¬_¬

Other than that, havent heard any from Remus. I wonder what Charlies doing tonight then? And Prisoner is taking cooking lessons off Molly *rolly eyes*

Wheres me? Its always Harry Harry Harry, The Boy Who Needed His Mum To Survive. Mommas Boy.

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[28 Aug 2005|02:34am]

[ mood | cold ]

Really, now! I should be telling you people to update, not the other way around!

Seriously, these summer holidays have been boring. I think it's because it's too packed over here. Having Harry and Hermione over IS great and fun, but I like to have my own space, too. And Ginny! Bloody HELL! That girl is giving ME period pains. All she does is talk, bitch, insult me, talk, bitch and gossip with Tonks. She's never like that at school. I think the lack of private time is getting to her, too...

But, seriously, guys. When will I be able to have my bedroom to myself for one night? Just one night! Or even fifteen bloody minutes! Anything will do, thanks.

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Bleep Bloop Blop [25 Aug 2005|06:27am]

[ mood | bored ]

Digital Artificial Replicant Keen on Logical Observation, Repair and Dangerous Violence


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Wormsy made cookies! [18 Aug 2005|07:02am]

[ mood | accomplished ]

And I Helped!Collapse )

Sarong finally came and cleaned the dragon poop out of my trees. One ate tons of curry, then dropped a steaming pile on the roof. No WONDER it stank in here. Of course, everyone was walking around like "SHOO, WHO FARTED?"

I've had some of them buring pacholi, so instead of ass smell, now we have stoner hippie smell.


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my sweaters on backwards and inside out and you say how appropriate. [16 Aug 2005|08:36pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

Ten years later i tell you all. Well most of you know but meh!

Ive moved in with 'The Weasleys'!! Go me and not living with the callthemselvesparentsfolks!

Twas really cool and easy. Im sharing with Ginny at the mo and its a bit of a squeeze with both of our junk everywhere but its really cool!

Even when the kids arent there, theres Bill and Fleur [who is always comparing herself with me?! Bitch Whos the Auror and can actually talk English?! Yeah thought so!] and Charlie. Hes not working with the Dragons for a bit he said so hes here which is really cool because its been fun getting to catch up again after all those years. Who would have thought I'd be living with his family years later... after Hogwarts and stuff.

Works been in overdrive. With catching Voldy .. or trying and new Minister. Hes ok but i dont know, hes a minister so what else can i say?!

The prisoner. What can i say?! He was hiding from 'us' because he was an escaped convit on the run NOW he has to pretend hes dead. Oh that sexy man... so stupid half the time and i can see it getting to him... i wonder if he will die... well the ways hes going so yeah.

Where has Remus gone? I mean, i knew he was like being all imaspy with Greyback but how long does it take and why is he still doing it?! Another crazy sexy man doing stupid things who will probably get himself killed.

I had to go to Hogsmede the other day and guess who i saw. HAGRID! Oh that big hairy giant. Hes so sweet and we had a little talk outside. He was walking Fang... he said but i think it was more to it than that so i just left it. Hes taking Dumbledores death hard and house being burnt down too. When i saw him he was muttering something and when he left he began muttering the same thing again. Something about Snape. Death. Monkeys and Wands. I dont know but i think Hagrid has a plan up that big sleeve of his.

Other than that. Nothing new at all but i have been testing out new colours for the old barnet. I have a mixture of Lime green with a hint of purple when light hits it :) I quite like it and will keep it for a while even though Molly keeps saying 'That wont get you a man dear' and then walks off with a sad look on her face. ¬_¬

Anyway i have to go now. Arthurs home with yet another ohsofunny muggle thing.


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[11 Aug 2005|05:03pm]


i was surfing this muggle-net thing today and came across this band, Backstreet boys. i nearly died... their new video is so funny!

i cracked my glassesCollapse )

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Annoying Neighbors [09 Aug 2005|07:42am]

[ mood | dorky ]

OK, so there is this wizard that has purchased some property that backs up to the "OMG TEH EBIL CLUBHOUZZ". Its all dark and smokey and full of volcano's, which is cool, but the smoke irrates my already sensative skin.

Anyways, Its was a pretty normal day when Nagini starts making figure eights on the floor. That usually means someons is coming. Then this giant BOOM-BOOM-BOOM on the door. None of my Voldie sense was tingling, so I answered the door and there is this HUGE FREAKING FIERY EYE and he's all like " HEY, HOWS IT GOING NEIGHBOR". I'm all like WTF but I grimmaced and said "Hey, hows it going. Your the new guy right?"


I'm all like who gives a crap but I said "Uh, ok, sure". Then he said "THANKS NEIGHBOR, HOPE WE CAN CHAT MORE BUT I'VE GOT SOME MIGETS ALL UP ON MY PEAKS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING (he thought this was really funny and burned even more brightly). ANYWAYS, I GOTTA RUN BUT IT WAS NICE CHATTING AND I'LL HAVE YOU UP SOMETIME FOR TEA." Then he flies off.

Great. He'll be over here all the time now wanting to borrow my hedge clippers.


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[07 Aug 2005|05:36pm]


so today old Ronny boy dragged me out into the garden, even though i was perfectly happy sitting in the house... spying on Ginny. i think he wanted me to practise some Quidditch moves with him. anywhooo, i got my broom and went out to the garden and realised that Ron had gone off with that peroxide blonde Leg-las guy, again. so i stood there tutting for a while, tut tut tut tut he's spending way too much time with that man.

after they disappeared from view, i went wondering... in the hills. and then i bumped into Ibuprofin... in the hills. he had that couldren round his neck and was trying to catch the smoke in his hands. "it's like trying to catch smoke, trying to catch smoke through your hands" he said. that guy is kerr-aaazzzyy. anyway he took me to this wierd place. it was wierd. wierd. wierd. wierd. i bought this necklace there. funnily enough, it was one of Voldy's horcruxes! i destroyed it... and saved the day!!! (as per usual tut tut tut). after that Ibuprofin got really angry with me and scratched a scar on to his forehead and started to scream. at that point i thought i ought to leave him and head back to the Burrow.

when i got back i really needed a piss. but... i opened the door to a naked Ginny having a shower.        : o          : )          ; ) 

i was like oh no, oh yes, uh oh. then i went into "my" room and found Ron colouring his hair! au naturel my ass, Ron!

so today i learnt:

1)ginny looks great naked

2)ron is not a real ginga

2)always knock before you enter a room

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someone do something with maiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! [05 Aug 2005|07:39pm]

"and if you follow me I will follow you to the unknown, like apollo, like apollo will fly to the moon. OOOOH yes if you follow me I will follow you to the unknow oh ho like apollo, like apollo thriteen will explode"

Someone give me something to do - I can't even go and watch TV - since I don't do that... hmm... maybe a film will come on at 8... bleh - I need to go to the loo... mwahahaha I have something to do - that and change my clothes...
why am I writing this?
Hermione has turned weird ever since she set up a journal...

since I have nothing better to do for the next couple of hours.... [05 Aug 2005|06:35pm]

[ mood | bouncy still - damn haribos ]

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to"

Silly mugggggggggggggle friends didn't eat the haribos and left me with half a bag...
- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-uh-ohhhhhhhh........... she's gone to work - I wish she could come back and sit here with maiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - telling me I'm listening to crap and keep changing the song... =/

My brooom is broken - I have to get out the jack and lift it up... I think I now understand that bumps aren't there for fun and for you to speed over... =/

can someone educate me - and tell me what a tag is - since its too much hard work to click on the little question mark... =/

hmm... do haribos have laxative effects?

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Wooooo! [05 Aug 2005|07:52am]

[ mood | nostalgic ]

Man, I'm telling you.

Having a zombie army is sweeeeeet!

I think I'll just unleash them on London. Blame in on the animal rights people that broke into the mad monkey lab and spread the "rage" disease.

Perhaps a sky-blue eyed young lad that will survive and wander the streets in little more than a cloth.

Then, here come the zombies!

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